Nasal and Oral Truths :)

WARNING: This is not another Male-Bashing Article. Readers should understand that the blogger is just trying to share her experiences.( Not her fault if most of them are bad...turning into worst) :) It may sound really fussy but I cant stand few things in people. I think most of the women cannot but well, I am not in a position to generalise on this issue. What inspired me to write on this is a Telugu guy I met during my trip to HK. He happens to be in my team now :( I met him on day1 and he came across as a simpleton and frankly I did not think beyond that until Day5. Day5: We, the team had to sit pretty close touching elbows due to space crunch in the bank, being the only female I had the advantage of sitting at the corner so only one elbow touching mine til day 4...lol...until I had to switch seats with this T-Guy(read telugu guy). I am not trying to be region-biased...just a lingo u see...Anyways, so i was surrounded by 2 guys one on my left and T-guy on my right.Now.2 elbows touching mine... he he... I am turning to a sleazy writer at times...watever! These guys used to go for a smoke and then I had to bear the smells until they disappeared thru ventilation when they spoke to each other....ah! I was sitting in the middle... :( An idea struck me. I got them chewing gums so atleast i could avoid the smell, I never knew I will become a live example of what we read in class 3( Apney pairon pe khud kulhaadi maarna). He chewed it with his mouth wide open making sounds...yucks!! I hate people who make noises while eating/chewing...ah! I had to bear it for 8 hrs...that day and evryday 8 hrs frm then onwards as he got inspired by the idea of chewing gum. I somehow adjusted with the help of my iPod to this sound. But then, what do I see he keep picking his nose 24X7 in office...yuck!! that was pathetic i tell u....I remember how my bhai laughed out loud when I told him over the phone..he was like sahi mila tujhey...tu bahut particular hain naa inn sab baaton mein...uhuh! Cant tell u how I managed...I feel funny now.. But it was pathetic... Moral of the Story: Never offer chewing gums to guys, u may never know when it can become a weapon of mass destruction for others....ofcourse the credit goes to Noise Pollution....!!