Killing English: Qatl-E-Aam
If reading the post on SHIT FOR TAT was not enough, I got this as a mailer and found it so hilarious in my mundane life that I thought why not share it here??....hehe... Reminded me of my teachers :D ENJOY!!
1.Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? "
2. Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
3. Once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America.."
4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
5. Don’t. laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
6. It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
7. Teacher in a furious mood... Write down ur name and father of ur name!!
8. "Shhh... Quiet... The principal is revolving around college"
9. My manager started like this "Hi, I am Pinky, Married with two kids"
10. "I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
11. "Will u hang that calender or else I'll HANG MYSELF"
12. LIBRARIAN SCOLDED ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
13. Chemistry HOD comes and tells us.... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
14. Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father.
15. "Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"
16. Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
17. Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
ROFL...hehe
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I have a stack full of Mills n Boons series/Love Stories/Romantic novels and I keep adding more to it. Thanks to Sunny who buys me romantic novels and brings home some really gud romantic flicks as a penalty for many stupid things I blame him for. :)Yeah! ofcourse. Everybody loves music. But there is one song I am obsessed with : HERO from Enrique. I think someday I will dance to it with someone special...*Blush*Blush*. 
I cannot do without it, I just cannot spend a day without scribbling something either on my blog or else on a piece of paper. Just like writing, reading is a part of me and I cannot do without reading even for a day. I read newspapers, articles,online-columns, books and blogs...everything that is worth reading. :) 
Haha!! I can see Pagli Mads making a face there... I am obsessed with my dogs Happy and Rustam. Especially, Happy Singh coz I raised him just like a baby... and though I never let Rustam know, I love him a lot, it is just that he is a German Shepherd and too big for me to cuddle. ;) 
I am obsessed with letting my hair loose. I simply can never tie them neatly even when I have really long hair. Mom complains, Dad shouts and Bhai finds hair in his food but I just don't love tying my hair when am home. I let them loose and I know it is an irritating obsession for my family to bear with. :)
I am a big 
