Mumble-Fumble : Hai Sharmaaon...

NIDDZZI ke Blog ka Updated Link : http://drunkthought.blogspot.com How many times has it happened to you in life that someone caught you off guard unknowingly and you were left embarassed and red-faced... ;) Aaj 20 mins ki break mein, I got nostalgic and came up with this list... ;) Ab meri life mein toh masaaley ki kami nahi hain.. so I had my share of such moments... 1. My manager came from US and we went out for dinner in my cab. On our way back,I told the driver, "Yeh bag DICKY mein rakhna"... and my manager took me aside and told me "How can you use THAT word?" and I was so damn embarassed when I realised it, but still I told him that in India, that's wat you call the trunk of the car. Abhi mera dimaag mein sab time porn aur sex toh nahi chalta naa yaar. :( :( 2. Now this one is weird too, I was chatting with my long-time friend S and like every chat freak, I used the usual short-forms (for details on short forms refer to Abhinav's post) and I used CUM instead of COME unknowingly. This guy jumped off his desk I think as he scolded me "Are you mad? Never use CUM for COME"... hehe...I was so so ashamed. Men are too porn/sex centred, this proves it yet again... anyways, I still make sure I never mistake here... 3. Aagey badtey hain, I was in class 9th and two gunda-party guys were playing juggling game with tennis balls and the TBs made their way to my bench for the umpteenth time. I angrily told them "I am not going to give your balls back to you, I am going to crush them and throw them out of the window". Now I know, why they made that face and then kept laughing at me... :( 4. Summer of 2005, a guy tells me " If I did not have the ring on my finger, I wud have hit it off with you" blowing a cute punch on my head. I understood " If I DID NOT HAVE THE RING, I WUD HAVE HIT IT ON UR HEAD"...hahaha... How can someone be so stupid, I wonder. But I did not know what hitting on someone meant back then. Par hum, hum hain.. baaki saarey paani kumm hain...hehehe 5. Summer of 2007, a handsome Danish guy driving me to Pacific Ocean beach looks at me with sexy blue-green eyes and asks me on hearing me play Roxette in the car, "Don't you think you are not that old to be hearing this, I wonder if you were born when this came out". This is what I heard ,"Dont you think you are not that old to be wearing this, I wonder if you were born when this came out" and thought its about my dress and I told him " Dont worry, you need not tell people you are with me"... LOL Shit!! I realised later and I cursed myself to miss on that wonderful moment. grrr... 6. Winters of 2006, another guy tells me " Why do you keep rejecting men, are you not straight?"... I told him,"Well, yeah am not straight, I am curvy"... hahaha... Coz I did not know what STRAIGHT meant back then... mujhey laga pata nahi yeh kyun bola aisa;) ;) 7. Summers of 2008, a guy asks me to marry him, my reaction,"Haww, kyun? kya hua? koi ladki nahi mili?" with a serious look on my face... He made a face, looked at me in confusion and went away. Well, I was just being ME. :( There are many of such moments, I am sure we all had some of these at one point of our life.. toh tumhara MUMBLE FUMBLE moment kya hain?? Aur suno yaaron! mere ko EGYPT se ek professional assignment ka offer aaya hain.. If all goes well, I will leave for Egypt soon for 2 months... :) Aish maaro!!