Maar Daala... :D :D

Arey yaaaaaaar! blog likhney ka plan toh nahi tha.. par yeh chunari mein daag ne mere bhejey ki band bajaa di... I HAD to change the song and the mood of the blog.. I know I have been angry about a lot of things offlate... and I know they are not going to change... Kya karein!! par effort kartey rehney ka... Ofcourse there are many a things, that have changed... Famous of all is the Delhi High Court ruling which everyone is talking about. For some, it is good news and for some, it is not. Like my mom... being the typical punjaban that she is, her reaction to this news was "haaye rabba! waisey hi ladkey nahi miltey shaadi ke liye... ab yeh law aayega rabba.. hunn teh hor mushkil ho jaayegi". Isn't she fun?? hehe.. It is particular of Hindustani Maa-log, they always take every news with their kids in their mind. I am sure not many LGBT activists thought of this reaction. ;) But may be they did, if they have Punjabi moms. ;) Another change is that my manager finally gave me a leave after I wrote him an emotional mail.. but sooner he forgot he assigned leave and he called me on Day 1 of my leave and assigned a lot of work and when he stopped his speech of work, I told him "Ahem! well, seems you forgot, but you approved my leave two weeks back". His reactions was "Really? I did??"... LOL... By gawd!! life mein tamaashey kamm they jo yeh bhi... he still asked me to work on a few things as it was urgent and I spent day 1 of my leave working for my office. :D Kya kismat hain?? wah wah. Change was that MJ is no more with us and some people are only written good of when they are no more. Ahem! I hope we'll realise that we gotta tell them, we love them, when they are HERE and not when they are not around. Ek aur change tha..mast sa.. Change of attitude... The story goes that we have our family's ENT specialist, Dr. Ombir Singh and we all turn up at his door with our Kaan, Naak and Galaa isssues. We swear by his treatment and I am a secret fan of his. Recently, my mom's best friend told her that HER neighbour rushed into her house with the news that Dr. Saheb is dead. He died of a heart attack while examining a patient. Probably, the bad-breath was something his heart could not take up. Main toh khudh sochti thi..how come he manages to look to deep into people's throat...yuck yuck!! Anyways, so mom passed this news to bua, bua passed it to her neighbours and her neighbors passed it to their friends and family. Finally by the end of the day, almost 3/4th of the NCR knew that Dr. Saheb is gone. My Chaa(chachu) is a regular patient of Dr. Saheb so he decided to pay his regards to the family and he rushed to the clinic the next morning and he came back home with an APPOINTMENT. Dr. Saheb is alive and kickin it with the magnifying glass and churi kaanta that he has. ;) Moral of the story is : Hindustani Aunty log ko "Gossiper of the Century" ka award toh milna hi chahiye.. Some of them mourned his death by not eating lunch, some cried and some good souls like me felt really bad for him. hehehehe... Achchey khaasey mast aadmi ka ram naam satya kar diya by gawd!! In short, Oh! Darling yeh hain India... :D :D This brought in a change of attitude atleast in my mom, she has decided she'll make sure the news is authentic before she lets it spread...LOL.. I am enjoying cooking at home, lazying around and watching action movies like Die Hard and Mission Impossible... :D I love them. I had no plans to come near my laptop all this while but cud not resist sharing this news with you guys... hehe...mujhey lagaa kahin Dr Saheb ki tarah mera bhi raam naam satya naa kar diya ho logon ne yeh sochkey ki I am no more blogging... Toh behno aur unkey bhai logon...hehe I AM STILL ALIVE... :D :D Have fun logo... ;)

54 comments:

Apparently intellectual July 8, 2009 at 5:39 PM  

hahahaha @ur mom/s reation for delhi court's jugdement!!:D
even my mom is like urs!!:D

RIP Mj!

n i m planning to start learning cooking too..kal ko 'doosre' ghar jake kya muh dikhaungi!!-as put by my mom!!:D

U can call me your attorney July 8, 2009 at 5:57 PM  

ditto my mom towards LGBT judgment...she was like...dasso hun!! ehdi kami reh gayi si..mundeya nu hun hostel vi na chhado kalle..i ws LMAO

good u r back...posted after long time :)

Mahesh Sindbandge July 8, 2009 at 6:16 PM  

WElcome back...bahut dino se tumhari chatpati baatein nahi suni thi....aaj yeh post padke harshita ki yaad aagayi by GAWD :-P

In my wildest dreams maine bhi nahi soncha ki tumhari mummy aisa bhi sonch sakti hai... :-) Meri maa ki rai kya hai, mujhe ghar jaunga to pata chalega.... Puch kar bataunga..:-P

MJ is gone, pople are crying after him when he is no more...what a pity ...Poeple ll never realise the imp of loved ones unless they are gone... yeh kabhi change hone se raha..granted jo kar liya hai logo ko zindagi mein....

Main india ki aunties ko naa jaane kab se iss award ke liye nominate kar chuka hoon....kabhi bataunga kyun kiya nominate....

It was refreshing post :-)

Cheers

Richa July 8, 2009 at 6:23 PM  

oye chup kar, tujhe to kheench ke layenge wapis :P Ill be Savitri for u, in case U tend to leave b4 me ;)

waah re!! mast vacation enjoy karne ka.. and tere doc saheb ke liye I am sorry.. hehe imagine, in case one of the persons from the gossip circles let him know he had passed away, how would he feel :D

phew!! and LGBT issues, yaar, pta nahi logon ko kya prob hai jinka koi concern bhi nahi hai wo bhi anti hue pade hain!!

chal rest one to one :D

love!!

Arnab Majumdar July 8, 2009 at 6:29 PM  

Hilarious view of India you have re... and I don't really blame you for it too... the kind of things you seem to run into are always, well, hilarious :P

Cheers...

Rià July 8, 2009 at 6:56 PM  

hw cud u work on ur leave!? I wud hav simply made some excuse. :P Anyways, what u said jus proved how wrong things can go if u dont spread the correct information.

Anyways, u enjoy ur leave. :)

peter July 8, 2009 at 9:16 PM  

LOL at ur mom's reaction :P

Bechare Dr.Saheb :P
Kyaa yaar meiney yeh suna tha kahin pe ki agar bhaartiye auratoon ko koi baat bata do aur yeh add kar do ki "dun tell this to anyone" ..toh woh sab ko bata he dengi :P

he he seems true ..!

mysterious gal July 8, 2009 at 9:42 PM  

tusey to sachmuch mast ho ji :D gay reactions pe to mainu bhi ek post likhni hai kyunki viruses ke dhamal ne mujhe blogging se out kiya and like u i need to tell everyone i m alive haina :D

Loved it as always :D

Mads July 8, 2009 at 10:00 PM  

ROFLsome post as usual yaar :D
hehe ur mom is too cute...!! can i share her? :D
arre aaj kal ke aunties...i mean pehle bhi aunties aise hi the... :P bichara doctor..bichare log...
Indian nariyan, i tell u :D
yeah we gotta tell ppl we love them before its too late..
so...
i love u >:D<
aaja...377 is in our favour now :P \:D/ lol..

Arv July 8, 2009 at 10:11 PM  

after all those hard days at work... lazying around at home is fun :)

Arpit July 8, 2009 at 11:04 PM  

Hee Hee.. That was fun! :)

Priya Joyce July 9, 2009 at 5:58 AM  

hahaha loa @ wat ur mom said abt the HC decision :P

well haan sahi hei...Gossip toh mast karti hei..humaari fav aunties :P lol

AB July 9, 2009 at 6:55 AM  

Your mom is right.. aajkal k ladke bhi na! uff!
and why do you attend calls from your office when it's an off day.. aajkal ki ladkiyan bhi na.. bina phone k jal bin machhlii!
MJ was a strange personality/// My cousin who is 9-10 years younger than me is still confused about MJ's actual sex... I told him beta he is male.. but he laughed at me! :-(
Dr. bhi Dr. Ombir 'Singh'? Swaminathan Reddy Chinnappa k pass jaya karo... har jagah regionalism..!!!
hehe.. i loved those movies too..!!
:-)
balle balle! \:D/

Phoenix July 9, 2009 at 12:33 PM  

i miss you :(

im leaving home on 15th :(

Razzer July 9, 2009 at 3:23 PM  

Yaar freedom freedom hai. LGBT....finally freedom ka hi doosra naam hai.
Shaadi ke liye u can always emotionally blackmail. "Main tere bachhe hi maa ban ne wali hoon, kamine.." is the best one so far. Works almost everytime. Haha

Loved ur blog..especially the last line...have fun logo. Expect me back.

Americanising Desi July 9, 2009 at 3:48 PM  

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar you totally knock me out!

like wow..
what informality ;)

Amrita~Ams July 9, 2009 at 4:06 PM  

hehhe :P..by gawd..mast post tha..velle tu bhi..s.ame pinch kar mujko..

tera ram nam nahi karenge...u r too cute..to..do so :P..
it was fun...reading ur chatpati talks :d
luv
Ams

Nidz July 9, 2009 at 9:48 PM  

mast wali post thi. i was reading ur blog and twice was like khi khi and ppl around me thoti m mad laughing alone. any ways. mujhe toh mazza aaya and Indian ladies as gossip gall are really trouble come. becuz of some female gossiped some wrong thing and it went to my family m having major prob.
worst part koi kuch bole and ppl hear only 50 % of it correctly and add 50% from their side and spread the news and the trend carry on unless its left with 1 percent of sachai and 99% of mirch masala.
any ways. harshi m back to blog. back to calcutta :(

Lucifer July 10, 2009 at 5:16 PM  

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hope d dr saheb didnt hear abt his death...that wud have surely given him a real heart attack

Anonymous,  July 11, 2009 at 1:49 PM  

Enjoy ! Enjoy ! Enjoy !

SAHITYIKA July 12, 2009 at 9:30 AM  

hey hi...

again u did that..
really loved ur post...
how u make simple things so funny.. n interesting..

want to learn this art.. :D

by d way.. hope tht u have same attitute for ur life as i found u in ur posts.. :)

wanted to be a frnd of urs.. will u???

Me July 13, 2009 at 5:57 PM  

@Apparently Intellectual
:) Love to all moms...
hehe... yeah! start cooking... ;)

Me July 13, 2009 at 5:57 PM  

@Chitwan
haha... Love to ur mom... she is cute... :)

Yeah! I was lazying arnd after a long working quarter.

Me July 13, 2009 at 5:57 PM  

@Mahesh
hmm... ;) chalo kisi ne mujhey miss kiya... am all happy... :)

zarur... main bhi utsuk rahungi jaan-ney ke liye ki tumhari mom ki kya rai hain...

:D aur haan award nomination ka reason bhi bataana...hehehe

Me July 13, 2009 at 5:58 PM  

@Richa
haha Savitri ;)

mainey bhi yehi socha... soch agar koi patient unko bolta... "Arey doctor saheb mujhey lagaa ki aap toh khisak liye they"

;)

Me July 13, 2009 at 6:00 PM  

@Arnab
pata nahi... rabb ko bhi main hi mili saarey hilarious fundey deney ko ;)

Me July 13, 2009 at 6:01 PM  

@Ria
Well,when ur manager labels something as urgent and career defining... u have to... :( :(

hope u njoyed ur leave too.

Me July 13, 2009 at 6:01 PM  

@Deepika
:) bahut hasi.. bahut hasi...

Me July 13, 2009 at 6:02 PM  

@Peter
sahi mein becharey doctor saheb...
auratein bharatiya ho yaa naa ho... bas baat bataa do... although funny is studies claim MEN are the biggest gossipers ;) ;)

Me July 13, 2009 at 6:03 PM  

@Mysterious Gal
:) Will wait for THAT post...thanks.

Me July 13, 2009 at 6:03 PM  

@Pagli Mads
hehe.. mujhey laga tujhey toh mainey pehley hi bata diya tha yeh.. ;)

Arey! haan pls.. share kya.. tum adopt kar lo... ;)

Indian naariyan best hain...

I LOVE YOU TOO...

Me July 13, 2009 at 6:04 PM  

@Arv
yeah it is... so did u lazy arnd..??

Me July 13, 2009 at 6:04 PM  

@Arpit
hehe... thanks.

Me July 13, 2009 at 6:04 PM  

@Nanhi Pari
Mom is awesome...hehe

Me July 13, 2009 at 6:04 PM  

@Abhinav
haan tum aajkal ke ladkey bhi bas... ;)

Kyunki naukri ka khatra hain.. iss liye... waisey I thought my manager called me to congratulate me for my exam score. I am anti-phone..except smses... ;)

hehe MJ was strange but he was something..haina!

Oye! he is a JAAT not a punjabi... so no biasing here...hehehe... ;)

Haina! Bruce Willis dhinchak lagaa naa Die hard 4 mein...

Balley Oye!!

Me July 13, 2009 at 6:05 PM  

@Raka
Miss you too...gal

Me July 13, 2009 at 6:05 PM  

@Anand
haha... well woh bachchey ki maa waali line samajh nahi aaya..yahan kaisey fit huyee.. par achchi hain...

;)hehe

Me July 13, 2009 at 6:06 PM  

@AD
arey arey!! chalo chalo utho... Knocked-out soul... :)

Me July 13, 2009 at 6:06 PM  

@Amu-the velli...hehehe
Aaaaaa same pinch... ;) haina! masala daala tha mainey talks mein...love ya

Me July 13, 2009 at 6:07 PM  

@Niddzzi
yeh toh hain gossip badaa damage karta hain..

I missed u sooooo much.. gud u r back.

Me July 13, 2009 at 6:07 PM  

@Mayank
Nahi!! ab tak doctor saheb ko pata nahi chalaa...hehe

Me July 13, 2009 at 6:08 PM  

@Sahityika
Thanks... ;) well everything is interesting... u just need to look at it that ways... koi rocket science nahi hain... :)

Well my posts are all abt me.. am so self-centred...hehe... so u can guess the kinda attitude I have... yeah! we are already frenz ...arent we?

The Geekie July 14, 2009 at 10:19 AM  

ROFL

:D


kudi..:D.... i hud call u Lady Sardar

:D

has has ke pet fatne wala tha.,,daily soaps dekhne chala gaya...rone laga...my stomach safe now
:D

btw u alive????
OMG
fir se hilarious post coming soon...
meh to gaya ...

he he

keep blogging
m loving it

Anonymous,  July 14, 2009 at 12:42 PM  

your mom is a rockstar :)

Thousif Raza July 14, 2009 at 3:41 PM  

Oji harsitha have missed u missed you very much from the pass few days ji, but (again u made my day badi wahoon wahoon wala post that loved it, oji mom's asi hain hoti hain, sensitive and cool ;) aur Dr saheb wali baat mre khayal se kuch kuch log to sochte he honge but not me bhai,

are aap hain to hum hain, aap hasati hain aur ham haste hain


oji then again dont go away for so long we miss you yaara ok


take care and keep writing........

BrownPhantom July 16, 2009 at 9:58 PM  

Your mom is so sweet :).
Really funny incidents ? Sachchi me ye sab hua tha !!
You now made me miss my stays at home. Bada mazaa aata tha aunty logo ki baate sun-ne me.

Krishna July 20, 2009 at 11:32 PM  

Hey Harshita! Tuned in to your blog after quite a while. And liked ur style of writing. U've improved a lot since I first started visiting your blog.
My comments on your posts will be due. :)

Anonymous,  July 21, 2009 at 4:32 PM  

you say a lot of things in a single post.. and its a nice travel that you do talkiing about different topics.. i would love to laze around and watch an action movie too

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