Confusion ke side effects!!

Although my English teacher insisted you shud never begin a piece of writing with "ALTHOUGH" as it reflects a confused personality of the author...I dont mind being touted as confused...at times, its safe to be confused. Ask me why? Well, my dear friend dumped his galfriend one fine day and I ask him why? and he says, Yaar, I am confused. She is the best I can ever get, she loves me more than anyone, she knows me inside-out and blah blah...but( here he goes again) I am confused if she is the one. Oh my god! at 2.00 am in the morning someone calls me up and tells me," I think, I am confused"...I felt like kicking him hard!! I asked him what you told her, i mean she was so excited abt the whole thing and there were no problems, then wat went wrong. He said, I am CONFUSED....ha ha....this one-liner is such a shield at times, I tell you. Being confused can make u save ur ass anytime. He told her: I am confused. When I have to chose between education and marriage, I am confused( so neither am I taking up a course nor am I marrying).When I have to decide on wrking frm home or office, I say I am confused( so I end up staying in my comfort zone). When I have to decide between having my best fren as my lover or just as my best fren: I say I am confused( now I dnt have to answer his fone on a gal's nite out and I dnt have to justify why George Clooney make me go weak in knees and not him..ha ha). Being confused is an amazing escape from everything but it does not save you from what awaits you : like for my committment-phobic friend its such a relief that he can shout I AM CONFUSED. Man! you need to revisit your confusions..right now..else she will move on... Well why did I post this, I am confused....... P.S. I dedicate this post to HIM coz if he doesnt see this one as an eye-opener, he needs to know, someone asked her out for coffee today and I gave her all thumbs-up to go ahead, after all she also told me that she is CONFUSED...lolz