Raped...Molested...Harassed...Whoz that gal??

The more I think that I will stay away from writing, the more it pulls me towards itself. This time I had no plans to be back and blog abt anything but I HAD to. I had to on behalf of every gal I know and I don't know.
Something is disturbing me day in...day out. Every other blogger writes abt it and every other blogger comments about it but sadly, it never ceases to happen.. or shud I say there is a new victim every day...

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Bhaago! Exam Aaya....

'Exam' is another word that makes me shiver,sweat, feel giddy and see red, apart from of course the word "LIZARD". This Saturday was my Law exam and I stayed up all night to study law... Bhejey mein ek bhi law nahi ghuss raha tha... Mads, Chitwan... are you listening?? Law Sucks Yaaron!! Mera track record hain: If I don't cry on my exam-day, I don't score well. Every time something happens that makes me sob sob... and I score well... hehehehe....So, keeping up with the record... now when I am a responsible grown-up, I cried yet again on the day of my exam... coz I had a fight with Sunny... :( I almost decided I would not give my exam. But then, I pushed myself a bit and I went to the centre. Damn! I am so nervous on my exam day every time... abhi itney saal ho gaye fir bhi.... :( I breathed heavily while climbing up the stairs (yeah! I know my weight is the culprit, but on an exam-day its all abt nervousness)... and same was my state while climbing down.Damn! I was sweating so badly(Courtesy : 44 degrees in Delhi and my tension) that I rushed to my car, put on the AC on high power mode and gulped down a liter of water in one go. I kept telling myself... "Ho gaya yaar... Law ka paper paas ho gaya" and it took me around 15 mins to sober down a bit. Nautanki ek dum! Sahi Mein. :D Now I feel like laughing at it but no use, coz I know this Saturday when I am off for my next exam.. I will be in the same state... :D I donno what is it about exams... I have been giving exams for past 24 years to be precise. When I was two and a half years old, I sat for a Nursery Entrance exam and the trend of exams continued every year. Every year Mom would say "Bas beta iss saal mehnat kar lo... next year se masti karna"... Life guzar gayi woh next year nahi aaya, yaar...huh! I thought once I wud pass my class 12th exams, life wud be simpler... Aha! nopes, it was not. Then started the series of Entrance exams for various engineering colleges and tests in coachings. So the torture of exams did not stop anywhere. Finally, Finally... I made it to an Engineering college... and told myself "Sigh! I hope its going to be simpler now". I was really stupid...wasn't I?? Anyways, so started the Mechanics, Chemistry and Maths harassment.... and later loads of HIGH-VOLTAGE drama continued for next four years.Chalo ji, I thought "Ab koi exam nahi"... toh ji, job ke liye exam do.. Diya... woh bhi diya... Got thru Satyam... started my training... par wahan bhi qualifier exams...!! By god!! Maa-kasam.. In short... band bajaa di exams ney... I convinced myself that there'll be no more exams but then as they say "Apney pair pe de zor se KULHAADI maar di". I enrolled for Post Graduation in Mass Communication and Journalism. OMG, rabb kisi ke saath itna buraa na karey.I had to write 8 papers in a day, from morning 9 till 6:30 pm with a break of 1 hour. Damn! my right arm froze for a week. :( But, I scored well. Balley-Balley. Offo! Balley balley ka ek smiley toh hona hi chahiye...huh! Everyone thought my love-hate relationship with exams would end...but nopes, I enrolled for lots of Software Product Exams... (God knows yeh ideas mujhey aatey kahaan se hain??)... Now, Mom was sure I had no plans to do anything further but I shocked everyone (including ME) by enrolling for a MBA course and here I am, yet again, writing exams :( Every Friday nite, Mom scolds me... and tells me in Punjabi "Ki Vakhta paa ke baih gayi hain?" which means "What trouble you have got urself into?"... LOL Can't help it... Another exam on the way and I am nervous... :( :( Arey! Suno... kya tumhey bhi darr lagta hain exams sey?? Do you also get tense wense during your exam-time?? Hain!!

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Badi Usual Si Post Hain

So the chapter that started in the last post is over and out now.My decision is NO and I am happy about it. I think for things like these, I should let Mom-Dad decide(like the ideal achchi bachchi...oh! mujhey sharam aa rahi hain). I am not too good with this stuff. Actually bahaana achcha hain, when you can't decide pass the buck. Although, there were other interesting things that kept me busy... some of them were usual and some of them were very very unusual for me. - I loved it when my relatives came over. We spent a lot of quality time as I bonded with them really well. We are more of frenz and less of relatives. My sleep cycle went for a toss but who cares if I look like a ZOMBIE now;) I had fun. -I almost swallowed an ant...kyun?? Arey yaaaaaaaar!! Phoonk ulti padd gayi... I had to exhale to shoo it away frm my desk and I inhaled...LOL... Ant Aunty almost caught my tongue. :D:D - I ate TORI ki sabzi aakhir-kaar and it tasted well. Finally, I learnt to accept things I can't change. Coz I can't change the menu at home, I gave in and ate it with a smile. Naah! Mom, I am not going to eat PARMAL ki sabzi till am alive. Don't be too happy abt it. - Happy Singh this time came running with a cockroach and it was alive. Offo! what to do with him... I think the more am scared of Creepy n Crawlies, the more he loves them. Yuck!! but yaar, I love him. Dil hain ki maanta nahi... :D - I got a sexy black top for a gift from my Maamu and yeah! it does fit me well and for a change, I do love the gift. :D - I opened my Business Law books 7 times this week and everytime I slept over it. I have an exam on Saturday and I have no clue how will I pass it coz the books are more of Sleeping Pills to me now.ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - I danced to TAN...TANAA...TAN...TAN..TAN...TAARA and kept singing it until I pissed off everyone around me. hehehehe - I yet again decided I'd lose weight. (God knows yeh plan kab tak chalega ..I think he wants to know ki kab tak chalega..lol) Altogether, bada hi unusual sa week tha par fir bhi usual sa tha... ;) Arey haan, ek baat toh bhul gayi... have to start working on the same deal that I went to Gurgaon for... toh ab Destination Gurgaon for a while :)

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Love ke bachchey... Teri toh main....!!

Okay! I face it again... He is all a woman wants... Sensitive, understanding, good-looking(kinda does not matter to me much..I don't wanna live with all the other women drooling over him...but in his case can't help it..hahaha), respects women (Does any guy do that really??...I mean that's how it looks like to me... hope he does... ;)), earns well ( kinda does not matter much to me...but kinda okay too... *wink*, knows how to cook, loves travelling, adventure, music and GOLGAPPAS to top it all... AND... he wants to marry me... So, I asked him for a medical certificate to prove that he is completely SANE and STILL he wants to marry me... Surprise...Surprise he is completely sane... we found out... ;) But... But... Damn that but... I donno what's missing over there....Aha! No...No..No..No... I don't wanna get into that again... but I cant help but get into it again...LOL.. So here I go again...I don't think I LOVE him... bullshit!! WHY? WHY?... Why the hell don't I?... But then, wat love's gotta do with marrying someone... I ask myself... Anyways, I am going to marry a guy my folks decide on...still, if itz gotta be him.. I gotta love him... Damn! Love... Wish we cud just pop a pill and it made us all charged up on Love... In short, wish there was a VIAGRA for Love too... :D :D I just can't get THAT feeling for him... which says... "Yeah! he is the ONE for me... and I can live with him all my life and not get bored of looking at the same old face again and again when I wake up in my bed every morning". Sigh!! Another onez gonna bite the dust...or will I just give myself some time and think about it... I donno abt tht... Should I wait for love to come my way or Shud I just give in to the love that HAS indeed come my way right now... People say that you shud be with someone who loves you more than you love them...Well, Well... for that matter I don't even know if he loves me... but WTF, why does he want to marry me then... HAHAHA... I think I am getting to jittery over here... this is funny... This one NIGHT is going to be a long long nite for sure... Not that I am going to say NO or YES too early... All I need to do right now is WAIT... Wait for the clouds to just go away.. so I can look how the sky looks like when curtains are all up... Probably itz much better on the other side of the clouds.. who knws abt it... Crap! I feel like I am turning into a silly author... who knows wats gonna happen next.. am the most most confused soul on this earth... I really donno... Ahem! LOVE... I hate you... I really really hate you... Why do you always mess it up?? I think love has serious issues with me... or probably the idea of being with someone for the WHOLE life does not appeal to me... Love ke bachchey!! kahin milna akeley mein... tere ko toh main dekh lungi...Sab fit hota hain... par tu hamesha beech mein apni taang adaa deta hain... Sadiyal LOVE... You know wat?? I need a break.. I think I shud just get into the bed and sleep over it... Crap! Love... Damn you Love... LOL...!! I shud better... switch off my laptop and sleep... than think abt something I have no clue abt... Why did he have to ask me abt it... abhi life mein tension kamm hain jo iss puzzle ko bhi solve karna padega... Rabba! Help me... Chaddo... aap kya help karogey... yeh sab aapney hi toh kiya hain... Me Gussa Rabb... Not talking to you... Huh!

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Jhatka Lagaa Diya...

So much has happened in this past one week that I could not even sit-up and think about it. Finally I made my horrendous trip to Gurgaon. With mercury touching 45 degrees in North India, all I could ask for was an AC car with tinted windows. Are yaaaaaaaar! car mein kitna bhi solid AC kyun naa ho... agar windows tinted nahi... toh bas samjho ander baahar ek hi temperature rehta hain... God Bless Delhi Police, for obvious reasons, they banned tinted glasses in cars... Par kehtay hain naa...jinhey jo karna hain.. woh toh karengey... I dont see any direct impact of this law on the statistics of rapes and murders in the city. Anyways, ek common man ke paas inn sab baaton ke liye time kahaan hain... toh aagey chaltey hain... I reached the Client's office in 4 hrs and the moron made me wait for an hour at the reception. The staff was so rude at the reception, some desi-paanwaala types was sitting there... No offence for paanwaalas...after all khaaikey paan banaras waal..khul jaaye band akal ka taala... Offo! Point pe aati hun... So this guy came after an hour, did not even bother to apologise. I was so damn hungry that I asked him " I think its 10 mins to the meeting, give me 5 and I will grab a quick bite of my tiffin". He looked at me as if I am from some BHUKKAD-LAND... I was like..."Forget it yaar, jab bhookh ka signal loud, common sense is out"... wah wah... Finally just before the meeting, I got to know that I was not meant to answer queries but present a session. I was freaked out and to add to my irritation was the Tech-Sales female. She is one b***h I tell you (Why I used ***, arey yaar... logon ko problem hota hain.. chotey bachcha log padtey hain blog ko... samjho rey!)... She told me "Itna Dimaag toh hona chahiye ki hawaa mein baatein nahi hongi"... By Gawd, Uss samay toh mann kiya... chor harshita yeh naukri shaukri... aaj bataa hi de iss bandi ko ki Punjabiyon se panga lena KYA hain... ;) Par... Mere ander ke angel ne demon ko ek laat maari and I was back to being the sarcastic and polite mean-woman (I turn into one in such situations...LOL)... I replied " Well P, I think I cant stoop to these low levels while talking to anyone and I dont know THIS way of talking, so I better hang up.. You know wat?? You take care... have some water and BYE" I called my manager, told him abt it and then recollected myself & went for the kill. ;)(Okay! I am not boasting abt me...bas samajh lo jaan bach gayi... boley toh, hindi movie isshtyle mein. Mainey apni company ke namak ka karz chukaaya ...LOL) Ab ji.. meeting was done... sab mast tha... par aisa kaisey ho sakta hain?? Nahi!! Harshita Jahaan ... Wahan Musibat!! Toh ji.. life mein pehli baar... meri cab kho gayi... haanji!! My cab-driver disappeared with the cab and his phone was switched off.I walked for about 3 kms searching for the cab in mass-parking... par ji... hoti wahan toh milti naa... Poocho naa... Finally I decided... I wud not walk more in my Chandni Avatar ( I wore white sarr se paaon tak... )... I sat on one of the pavements like some lost bachcha... whoz mom forgets to pick her up... and suddenly after an hour, out of nowhere comes a blue car zooooooo in my direction... the cabbie makes an entry in isshtyle... he said his sorries... and me being me.. said "Koi nahi.. hota hain.. hota hain..."... Finally managed to reach home at 9 pm... Par picture abhi baaki hain mere dost... When I reached home and entered my room... what I see is my BUA is lying on my bed with a sling on her shoulder and I was told that she fractured her shoulder in the morning... Uhuh!! As if poorey din mein shock kamm they... I felt so sorry for her.. she is the sensitive types and she kept crying when she saw me... but you know... I told her many jokes about sickness... Ab yaar mujhsey zyada beemar padney ka experience kisey hain?? LOL... so I told her about my post on 10 great things about falling sick... and she laughed... and things got better... Ek din tha, par poorey mahiney ki kasar nikaal li yaar... :) Aur batao... ki haal chaal?? Mere ko toh rabb ne jhatka de diya... Badi saari aur bhi khabrein hain.. par baad mein.. Gud nite ;)

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