Jhatka Lagaa Diya...

So much has happened in this past one week that I could not even sit-up and think about it. Finally I made my horrendous trip to Gurgaon. With mercury touching 45 degrees in North India, all I could ask for was an AC car with tinted windows. Are yaaaaaaaar! car mein kitna bhi solid AC kyun naa ho... agar windows tinted nahi... toh bas samjho ander baahar ek hi temperature rehta hain... God Bless Delhi Police, for obvious reasons, they banned tinted glasses in cars... Par kehtay hain naa...jinhey jo karna hain.. woh toh karengey... I dont see any direct impact of this law on the statistics of rapes and murders in the city. Anyways, ek common man ke paas inn sab baaton ke liye time kahaan hain... toh aagey chaltey hain... I reached the Client's office in 4 hrs and the moron made me wait for an hour at the reception. The staff was so rude at the reception, some desi-paanwaala types was sitting there... No offence for paanwaalas...after all khaaikey paan banaras waal..khul jaaye band akal ka taala... Offo! Point pe aati hun... So this guy came after an hour, did not even bother to apologise. I was so damn hungry that I asked him " I think its 10 mins to the meeting, give me 5 and I will grab a quick bite of my tiffin". He looked at me as if I am from some BHUKKAD-LAND... I was like..."Forget it yaar, jab bhookh ka signal loud, common sense is out"... wah wah... Finally just before the meeting, I got to know that I was not meant to answer queries but present a session. I was freaked out and to add to my irritation was the Tech-Sales female. She is one b***h I tell you (Why I used ***, arey yaar... logon ko problem hota hain.. chotey bachcha log padtey hain blog ko... samjho rey!)... She told me "Itna Dimaag toh hona chahiye ki hawaa mein baatein nahi hongi"... By Gawd, Uss samay toh mann kiya... chor harshita yeh naukri shaukri... aaj bataa hi de iss bandi ko ki Punjabiyon se panga lena KYA hain... ;) Par... Mere ander ke angel ne demon ko ek laat maari and I was back to being the sarcastic and polite mean-woman (I turn into one in such situations...LOL)... I replied " Well P, I think I cant stoop to these low levels while talking to anyone and I dont know THIS way of talking, so I better hang up.. You know wat?? You take care... have some water and BYE" I called my manager, told him abt it and then recollected myself & went for the kill. ;)(Okay! I am not boasting abt me...bas samajh lo jaan bach gayi... boley toh, hindi movie isshtyle mein. Mainey apni company ke namak ka karz chukaaya ...LOL) Ab ji.. meeting was done... sab mast tha... par aisa kaisey ho sakta hain?? Nahi!! Harshita Jahaan ... Wahan Musibat!! Toh ji.. life mein pehli baar... meri cab kho gayi... haanji!! My cab-driver disappeared with the cab and his phone was switched off.I walked for about 3 kms searching for the cab in mass-parking... par ji... hoti wahan toh milti naa... Poocho naa... Finally I decided... I wud not walk more in my Chandni Avatar ( I wore white sarr se paaon tak... )... I sat on one of the pavements like some lost bachcha... whoz mom forgets to pick her up... and suddenly after an hour, out of nowhere comes a blue car zooooooo in my direction... the cabbie makes an entry in isshtyle... he said his sorries... and me being me.. said "Koi nahi.. hota hain.. hota hain..."... Finally managed to reach home at 9 pm... Par picture abhi baaki hain mere dost... When I reached home and entered my room... what I see is my BUA is lying on my bed with a sling on her shoulder and I was told that she fractured her shoulder in the morning... Uhuh!! As if poorey din mein shock kamm they... I felt so sorry for her.. she is the sensitive types and she kept crying when she saw me... but you know... I told her many jokes about sickness... Ab yaar mujhsey zyada beemar padney ka experience kisey hain?? LOL... so I told her about my post on 10 great things about falling sick... and she laughed... and things got better... Ek din tha, par poorey mahiney ki kasar nikaal li yaar... :) Aur batao... ki haal chaal?? Mere ko toh rabb ne jhatka de diya... Badi saari aur bhi khabrein hain.. par baad mein.. Gud nite ;)