PEE-raablem

Have you ever been in a situation when you gotta relieve urself and there is no place around to do that?? I know...most of us have been in such situations once in our lives for sure... Well, something like this happened to me this Saturday when I went for my MBA exam. Exams do something to me, I eat less and drink more...hehe.. I mean water... I feel so thirsty when am studying, that you give me 2 litres of water and I wud gulp it down. But...But... it was a rather bad choice this time... I am never going to forget it for sure...and here's the story about my nightmare of holding it... Sunny drove me to the Test Center with his friend, but we were stuck in a bad jam and it took more time that it usually does. It was hotter than the usual February in Delhi and I was pretty thirsty (Okay! you can call it anxiety)... and I gulped down some more water from the tempting green bottle in the car... My bladder kept saying..."Nahi...No... Ruko... Stop.. Thaamba... but I kept drinking from it" Soon after, the tingling sensation started and I knew all I needed was a LOO... and if you know your country well then you must know that we do not have Public Toilets here that can cater to any sane human being...We desperately need them...atleast for the sake of women.Men are blessed, especially in our country, they use every place as a public loo and take a deep breath of relief....lol Anyways, I reached the Test Center and I thought "Chalo...Bhaago...Run Harshita Run... Run to the loo"... The Exam coordinator kept asking me about my Id and exam details and I was responding in a dazed state... Only one thought running in my mind... " Where is the bathroom?? Where is it??" Finally I interrupted him and asked him... He directed me to a shady broken door loo and the woman in me shook me hard... The brain kept telling me... "No... aagey mat badna...nahi...bilkul nahi... this is not a safe place" and finally the brain won over my pain... :( And I gave in... went back to the desk for my exam amidst all the hassle... I finished my paper in 20 mins..scored above 72 percent and rushed to the car... The last thing Sunny expects me to say ever is " Tez Chalaa...Drive Fast"... I think Guys love driving cars and bikes at a fast speed... I told him the same... and he gave me THAT look and he said,"Bas! ab yehi drama reh gaya tha...Pagal hain kya?"... For once I thought I shud tell him the cliche Hindi Dialogue... "Mere bhai..Raakhi ka karz chukaaney ka waqt aa gaya hain"....lol... but I did not... His friend is another cool dude...he said.."Arey didi, aapko yaad hain woh movie jismein... heroine ke saath wahi hota hain jo aapkey saath hua...(DO you remember the movie where the protagonist goes thru the same plight?"... I wanted to hit him, right there... Yahan... I was trying to control it and he was reminding me of it again and again...Sunny drove fast and as we know how smart men are...took the same road where we faced the jam...but..but... he turned back the car, took another road and guess wat... It was full of KHADDAS or GADDHAS... pits I mean, yaar. Bas ji, meri life mein jo nahi hua..honey waala tha...mera toh ji public mein band hi baj jaata... I stared so badly at Sunny and told him,"Ghar chal tu, I will see you"....hehehe... Rabb di Kirpa si...hum ghar pahuchey...and I ran so fast to the bathroom that if I try and do it everyday, then I will lose a couple of kgs in a month for sure... Toh ji...yeh hain meri kahaani...This is my story ji... and I am gonna remember it forever... Haan...Haan...Hassi aa rahi hain padney waalon...hass lo...par yaad rakhna... ki yeh dukh jisey milta hain wahi samjhta hain.... ROFL...hehehehe... Pics : http://www.trevorromain.com/blog/archives/whenyougottago.jpg

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Jai Ho Gayi ;)

Okay... This is a quick one... I am damn busy these days... working on a cranky Client's issue onsite.
But am so very happy about Apna-RAHMAN,Gulzar Saheb and RESUL that I thought, unkey naam ek post toh hona hi chahiye...
So, I quickly wanna congratulate them and shout it aloud to the world...
LISTEN UP WORLD!! WE HAVE ARRIVED. HERE WE GO AGAIN CARVING A NICHE FOR OURSELVES...

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Band Baj Gaya :)

Life was getting too mundane when Niddzzi pulled me out of my laziness or may I say ignorance and asked me to change my template. Poor gal! she searched so many templates for me but Me, being the finnicky person that I am...did not oblige.... I promised her I will change the template to a new one and I finally did. So Niddzzi, this one is for you coz I wanted to make sure I live upto my promise. :) Hope you like it...hehe. Actually I grabbed the first one I saw, coz changing all the widgets and stuff scared me so much that I thought whichever I find, I will put it and change jaldi jaldi. Yathaarth, my friend's kid... is fine now and he is having fun at home. The li'l angel scared the shit out of all of us but Thanks to all of you and your prayers, it worked. :) So following the tradition of Valentine's day, I sent my 2 yr old boyfriend a bouquet of red roses to wish him but sadly he only got to see them the next day as flowers are not allowed inside hospitals anymore. No worries. He still told me," I love you" and I am happy I am not single anymore..LOL I remember last week while I was training Germans, the ISCKON temple guys played MUSIC on the highest volume..okay it was not music... it was a sound that comes out when all BESURAS sing together. Why do they have to torture God?? I mean, people can pray without loudspeakers but these guys are perverts in the first place... they wud letch at women and in the evening sing songs praising God in such a BESURA awaaz that even Happy Singh gives me THAT look asking me,"Why the fuck do I have to bear with these men, Harshita? Its not my fault you brought me home?". I gave him a typical puppy look and I think he understands. :) If that was not enough, the next day while taking my class, I heard a BANG-BANG...TARAA TARAA sound and it kept raising its volume. There was a SHAADI KA BAND playing near my house and the Germans were wondering where that background music came from...lol. The lead band singer sang as if he suffered from chronic constipation and when he changed his voice to sing in a female voice, it felt as if a gal is being chased my gundaas and she is shouting " BACHAAAAAAO.... BACHAAAAAAO!!...the way they do in our Hindi Movies... I was chatting with Niddzzi the same day and told her all about that temple thing and she had to listen to all my crap... " I am tired of these ganjaas shouting aloud" "they shud get someone nice to sing" "why do they put a loudspeaker in a residential area?"... OMG, she could guess I was pissed... oh! so was I. I swear, it was hilarious and troublesome at the same time... hehe... the sleazy numbers sung in the shaadi band made me laugh and the way Germans frowned virtually made me sick...hehe I am yet to get a break... going to start with another class tomorrow... but I missed on all the blog-action so I made sure I read all of u and I did :) Chalo ji... badi der huyee... do let me know if you have some interesting experience with Loudspeakers and Besura singers... :D Ciao!! Pics : http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/411500/2/istockphoto_411500-stop-the-noise.jpg

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Dil se...ek baar

Donno if the time is not working in my favour or wat... Saala! Time hi kharaab hain. My closest friend's son fell off the stairs and he collapsed last nite. Doctors told her that he had sever Pneumonia Infection in his lungs and he was put on ventilator then. I cannot tell you guys how shocked I was.He was not able to breathe on his own and had multiple seizures. She is just like an elder sister to me and we have a joke amongst us that her son is my boyfriend. :) But, last nite was horrible. I cud not imagine that it cud happen to a li'l angel whoz just 2 yrs old. Poor thing, I donno how he is fighting it out there in the ICU but I am sure he will make it and he will me absolutely fine. I could not sleep last nite, thinking abt the pain a mother goes thru when she sees her child in pain... and I cud sense it in her voice... she was like"Harshita mainey usko mouth to mouth diya, woh respond hi nahi kar raha tha" and I was shivering at the other end listening to all this. Theek hain.. I am not scared of what ppl may think abt me after reading this... Par mere ko life mein sab bardaasht hain...par main kisi ko takleef mein nahi dekh sakti yaar... I cannot see anyone in pain... The first thing tht comes to my mind in that case is, how can I fix it for them... I know life hamesha ek si nahi rehti... Life doesnt stay the same... Still, I prayed whole nite for him till I was awake and kept sending my friend smses to assure her that my bf will be fine... I will keep praying for him coz he means a lot to me... we have never met but that li'l angel has the sweetest smile on the earth and I love to see him smiling...whenever I look at his pics... Rabba! Mainey aaj tak aapki bahut taang kheechi... masti maari... par aaj dil sey I pray ki woh chota sa bachcha jaldi theek ho jaaye... Please...Please...Usko bilkul mast kar do naa yaar... ab aapkey liye mujhey blog pe likhney ki zarurat toh nahi hain naa... I hope u'll understand ki main sahi mein solid type dil se bol rahi hun... everyone who is still reading this post... Please yaar pray for the li'l kiddo... I know I ask you guys to do that again n again...par yaar ek choti si dil-se type ki prayer mein 1 min bhi nahi lagta...haina!! Toh karo ek mann se sachchi si prayer uss Angel ke liye... and I'll always be thankful to u guys... As I always say..Prayers do what science cannot... Okay! I just got a call from her as I am writing this that his condition has improved...and he is out of danger now... Thanks yaar bhaggu... abhi toh post bhi nahi kiya aur aap ne sunn li... ;) jo bhi ho bandey toh aap great ho yaar... ab please usey jaldi jaldi achcha kar do naa...pls

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Rabba! Thoda Break Lo Yaar

I know I have not been able to write for a long time and yes I did not read you either. Yeah! I agree we all have hectic lives but mine has been a mixed bag of emotions for the past few days. I went to Apollo Hospitals for my check-up and to see a Senior Physician and he asked me to get some more tests done. Good thing is I don't have Typhoid or Tuberculosis. Surprisingly he says I never had typhoid and my doctor treated me for it un-necessarily.You may guess what kinda feeling I got then... I almost felt like hunting for my ex-physician and scream in his ear so loud that it bursts out....MORON!! In short, doctors played with my sickness and made me pop pills for the ailments I did not have...Wow! How I love my life?Now if this was not enuff to strike me... I heard him whispering into my Uncle's ears that I wud need to see some Surgeon and all that. You ask me. My calendar has not even a weekend left for me. I have back to back trainings till March 21st and to top it all, my exams every weekend. I have a conference coming up and I am working on two projects along with the training. All I need is to climb up the highest peak and SHOUT... I need a break Rabba!! While I was leaving for home from Apollo, we got the news that my dad's cousin, his closest pal died. Uhuh! I was so shocked that I kept walking until I realised that the car was parked on the other side. Dad is a strong man, but I cud see it in his eyes. The world turned upside down for us. Saturday went by in arranging tickets for my dad to attend the funeral and hospital visits. Mom had to see my late uncle's mother, who is 97 yrs of age and stays alone... so I took care of the house... I have amazing brothers for sure, they stand by me thru tough times...but then, I worked my ass up and Saturday, Sunday went by like any other weekday... I did not even check my temperature... Time hi nahi mila.... Monday, I started training Germans and power went off... Damn! It was so weird... and now I am gonna train them for the rest of the week... Rabba! koi aur nahi milta time pass karney ke liye... Now my head,neck, hands ache and I am sulking coz I know nothing of the subject I am going to appear for in the exam on Valentine's day... Rabb ne bhi socha...bahut isshtyle hain kudi mein... dekhun zara... Meri band hi bajaa di... Oh my god! I wonder how the rich and famous plan their busy days...I am like half-dead...half-mad... Before I lose my memory... Happy Birthday Nikhil :) Hope you had a great time today... Okay! people....me leaving... haathon mein dard ho gaya.... With my attendees I feel...am playing Kaun Banega crorepati..kitney sawaal karety hain...yaar..hehehe....chalo main chali... Khaao peeyo...aur masti maaro yaaro! Aur Rabba, yaar thoda break lo... aur mujhey bhi... Boley toh , GIMME A BREAK!! Pics : http://x86.xanga.com/27e81101c62a0194498799/m109981969.jpg

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Niddzzi Tere Liye :)

I donno how to write a poem that could say it (mere paas Peter jaisa talent kahaan)
I donno how to edit the pictures so they could carry your birthday wish.(Pagli Mads aur Tera Jaisi Kalakaari bhi nahi)
I donno how should I tell you that you are my most adorable angel (Galaa dukh raha hain)

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DUMB naa bolo...bolo DUMBER.

Rabba! what to tell yaar? I am back to delivering Product Training Sessions and this time I have back to back sessions all this month.Upar sey rabb bachaaye mennu, mundey teh dumb sigey hi, hunn Kudiyan vi... (I know, I know...that was Punjabi, but excitement mein Punjabi nikal gayi...hehe)...I meant men were dumb but now the women too...uhuh! So to start with , I always had dumb guys attending the sessions and somehow I managed with them...par aaj toh upar waaley ne seedha sixer hi maar diya... ek toh life ki lagi padi hain...waat... upar se Miss Dumber in my class made me go crazy...Rabba! Oss kudi nu banaundey time tussi sleeping pills litti si (God! Did you consume sleeping pills when you were creating our dear Miss Dumber). The worst thing is the session starts every morning at 9 am but this time I had the Indian Managers and Architects attending the session and I was oh-so-sure that they'll be a bit late, like some 5 mins or so...but they shocked me when they all joined the session at 9:30 am...Can you believe that,they dared to waste 30 mins of the class(for which they paid 200 dollars every hour), thinking am some naukar who'll wait for them to come and bless me?? I think if people cannot value time, there is nothing that can work for them. Last few classes had some guys who wud be extra-friendly or nice to me and I was bothered by all this. But the guys in today's class were a step ahead and lacked all the manners in the book. You'll freak out if I'll tell you they were from the top IT firms. ;) Anyways, to top it all, Miss Dumber ate my head like anything... She wud ask me to repeat everything 5-6 times and that too when we moved forward 2 modules or so... She wud ask me to go back and do it for her. The kinda silly questions she asked me, made me pull my hair and I am still wondering what amount of hair have I lost?? Will check once am done with this post... Dharam paaji mode mein aa gayi main toh : "Maa Kasam, agar woh mere saamney hoti toh usey 25th floor pe le jaakey dhakaa de deti"... hahaha...wah wah mera kya sense of tumor hain...hehe...mujhey pata hain humor...humor. Bhaggu!! am already freaking out as my typhoid reports have come and they look positive to me...thankfully as much as I understand the medical terms, my reports for Tuberculosis and all the other scary ailments is NEGATIVE...Yipeeee!! Typhoid, I can handle... I did... Have an appointment with my doc tonite, lets see what he has to say... Par jo bhi ho, yaar bhaggu! Yeh koi justice nahi hain, ek toh life ki band bajaa di hain...upar se yeh dumb and dumber saarey mere hi hissey likhey hain kya... lol Bas, Bas...bahut hua... abhi koi drama nahi chahiye thodey din... thoda break lo yaar... aap thaktey nahi kya?? Hain?? (For those who are not well-versed with Hindi and Punjabi, well I just requested, okay I just threatened God to reduce the drama in my life and to take a break...lol...) Hope all of you are having a masssssst time :) Happy Shappy raho :D aur Jai Bolo Dumber ki!! hahaha Pics :http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee204/Whitetiger2162007/goingcrazy9.jpg

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