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Have you ever been in a situation when you gotta relieve urself and there is no place around to do that?? I know...most of us have been in such situations once in our lives for sure... Well, something like this happened to me this Saturday when I went for my MBA exam. Exams do something to me, I eat less and drink more...hehe.. I mean water... I feel so thirsty when am studying, that you give me 2 litres of water and I wud gulp it down. But...But... it was a rather bad choice this time... I am never going to forget it for sure...and here's the story about my nightmare of holding it... Sunny drove me to the Test Center with his friend, but we were stuck in a bad jam and it took more time that it usually does. It was hotter than the usual February in Delhi and I was pretty thirsty (Okay! you can call it anxiety)... and I gulped down some more water from the tempting green bottle in the car... My bladder kept saying..."Nahi...No... Ruko... Stop.. Thaamba... but I kept drinking from it" Soon after, the tingling sensation started and I knew all I needed was a LOO... and if you know your country well then you must know that we do not have Public Toilets here that can cater to any sane human being...We desperately need them...atleast for the sake of women.Men are blessed, especially in our country, they use every place as a public loo and take a deep breath of relief....lol Anyways, I reached the Test Center and I thought "Chalo...Bhaago...Run Harshita Run... Run to the loo"... The Exam coordinator kept asking me about my Id and exam details and I was responding in a dazed state... Only one thought running in my mind... " Where is the bathroom?? Where is it??" Finally I interrupted him and asked him... He directed me to a shady broken door loo and the woman in me shook me hard... The brain kept telling me... "No... aagey mat badna...nahi...bilkul nahi... this is not a safe place" and finally the brain won over my pain... :( And I gave in... went back to the desk for my exam amidst all the hassle... I finished my paper in 20 mins..scored above 72 percent and rushed to the car... The last thing Sunny expects me to say ever is " Tez Chalaa...Drive Fast"... I think Guys love driving cars and bikes at a fast speed... I told him the same... and he gave me THAT look and he said,"Bas! ab yehi drama reh gaya tha...Pagal hain kya?"... For once I thought I shud tell him the cliche Hindi Dialogue... "Mere bhai..Raakhi ka karz chukaaney ka waqt aa gaya hain"....lol... but I did not... His friend is another cool dude...he said.."Arey didi, aapko yaad hain woh movie jismein... heroine ke saath wahi hota hain jo aapkey saath hua...(DO you remember the movie where the protagonist goes thru the same plight?"... I wanted to hit him, right there... Yahan... I was trying to control it and he was reminding me of it again and again...Sunny drove fast and as we know how smart men are...took the same road where we faced the jam...but..but... he turned back the car, took another road and guess wat... It was full of KHADDAS or GADDHAS... pits I mean, yaar. Bas ji, meri life mein jo nahi hua..honey waala tha...mera toh ji public mein band hi baj jaata... I stared so badly at Sunny and told him,"Ghar chal tu, I will see you"....hehehe... Rabb di Kirpa si...hum ghar pahuchey...and I ran so fast to the bathroom that if I try and do it everyday, then I will lose a couple of kgs in a month for sure... Toh ji...yeh hain meri kahaani...This is my story ji... and I am gonna remember it forever... Haan...Haan...Hassi aa rahi hain padney waalon...hass lo...par yaad rakhna... ki yeh dukh jisey milta hain wahi samjhta hain.... ROFL...hehehehe... Pics : http://www.trevorromain.com/blog/archives/whenyougottago.jpg