DUMB naa bolo...bolo DUMBER.

Rabba! what to tell yaar? I am back to delivering Product Training Sessions and this time I have back to back sessions all this month.Upar sey rabb bachaaye mennu, mundey teh dumb sigey hi, hunn Kudiyan vi... (I know, I know...that was Punjabi, but excitement mein Punjabi nikal gayi...hehe)...I meant men were dumb but now the women too...uhuh! So to start with , I always had dumb guys attending the sessions and somehow I managed with them...par aaj toh upar waaley ne seedha sixer hi maar diya... ek toh life ki lagi padi hain...waat... upar se Miss Dumber in my class made me go crazy...Rabba! Oss kudi nu banaundey time tussi sleeping pills litti si (God! Did you consume sleeping pills when you were creating our dear Miss Dumber). The worst thing is the session starts every morning at 9 am but this time I had the Indian Managers and Architects attending the session and I was oh-so-sure that they'll be a bit late, like some 5 mins or so...but they shocked me when they all joined the session at 9:30 am...Can you believe that,they dared to waste 30 mins of the class(for which they paid 200 dollars every hour), thinking am some naukar who'll wait for them to come and bless me?? I think if people cannot value time, there is nothing that can work for them. Last few classes had some guys who wud be extra-friendly or nice to me and I was bothered by all this. But the guys in today's class were a step ahead and lacked all the manners in the book. You'll freak out if I'll tell you they were from the top IT firms. ;) Anyways, to top it all, Miss Dumber ate my head like anything... She wud ask me to repeat everything 5-6 times and that too when we moved forward 2 modules or so... She wud ask me to go back and do it for her. The kinda silly questions she asked me, made me pull my hair and I am still wondering what amount of hair have I lost?? Will check once am done with this post... Dharam paaji mode mein aa gayi main toh : "Maa Kasam, agar woh mere saamney hoti toh usey 25th floor pe le jaakey dhakaa de deti"... hahaha...wah wah mera kya sense of tumor hain...hehe...mujhey pata hain humor...humor. Bhaggu!! am already freaking out as my typhoid reports have come and they look positive to me...thankfully as much as I understand the medical terms, my reports for Tuberculosis and all the other scary ailments is NEGATIVE...Yipeeee!! Typhoid, I can handle... I did... Have an appointment with my doc tonite, lets see what he has to say... Par jo bhi ho, yaar bhaggu! Yeh koi justice nahi hain, ek toh life ki band bajaa di hain...upar se yeh dumb and dumber saarey mere hi hissey likhey hain kya... lol Bas, Bas...bahut hua... abhi koi drama nahi chahiye thodey din... thoda break lo yaar... aap thaktey nahi kya?? Hain?? (For those who are not well-versed with Hindi and Punjabi, well I just requested, okay I just threatened God to reduce the drama in my life and to take a break...lol...) Hope all of you are having a masssssst time :) Happy Shappy raho :D aur Jai Bolo Dumber ki!! hahaha Pics :http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee204/Whitetiger2162007/goingcrazy9.jpg