Ass on fire : Bachaao Bachaao!! ;)

Life sometimes loves to light up our asses on fire and this week has been just like that.;) Although my sixth sense kept pestering me,telling me everyday "Something bad is going to happen", I tried passing it off as PMS.This happens to me a lot of many times, I get these signs before something is abt to happen to the people I am close to. Ankii (my younger bro) got Chicken Pox and that too pretty severe. It is a horrifying experience to see someone go thru that. I have been thru it and I understand his state completely.Its okay if you are a kid but wen it happens to a grown-up it screws you bad. He is restless coz he is not someone who loves lazying around and half of my time goes in sobering him down and explaining it to him that it is our body's way of getting back on us...coz we mistreat it all the time. For me, my kid brothers are like kids, really. Although, they tease me for holding myself responsible for everything in the house and taking up every responsibility even when it is not needed. But, I can't help it. May be, being the eldest in the family inculcate those characterstics in a person. It is ofcourse disheartening to see him go thru this but I try my best to keep his spirits up by reading him the newspaper(he is not allowed to watch TV, read etc) and joking abt most of the news pieces there. For eg: the most hilarious one is this one- An Indian brother duo came up with this Vegetarian Condom...LOL. I never knew that a condom is veg or non-veg...how do they define them...I mean differentiate them....hehe ;). You know my SENSE of humor, anyways!! hehehe... we both laughed out aloud and then we discussed abt KKR team of IPL and ripped SRK apart. ;) And as they call me Miss tripsy... hehe... I made so many mistakes(I do) while taking care of him... he was teasing me when I told him "yaar tu chain se beemar padd, main teri sevaa karungi... and later when I told him" yaar dekh, mujhey theek se sevaa karni nahi aati, Cooperate haan!!"... all this while he kept laughing at me. I love to do that to people.Give them reasons to laugh, you see. :) Meanwhile, my manager is being too nice to me coz he is waiting to suck up my blood just like Vampires do... He has another so-called challenging assignment for me where we have no clue abt the product, abt technique or abt the approach, yet he asked me to finish it up in 4 weeks. I was like "ARE YOU MAD??" but then I stopped myself from saying that. I knw that, he knws tht... No point letting the poor soul knw abt his real state of mind again and again. Usko hurt hota hoyega. Well if Ankii is not good then his twin "The Ranbir Kapoor of the house" (Am sure Mads is interested here) also starts feeling low and he gets pissed with smallest of ignition. Oh! how can I forget.. some very interesting relatives came over for my Dad's Grandfather's Barsi. Dad organized a BHANDAARA at the temple and well, these relatives, they have so much tantrums. No one will even stand up frm their place or move their lazy fat ass a bit. Sab kuch baithey baithey chahiye bas... I am not anti-relatives.. Okay! fine... I AM. So while I was at work from home, they screwed up my day with their tantrums and "Beta, yeh laao, woh kardo, chai banaao, idhar aao, shaadi kab karni hain?, aisey nahi boltey , chalo chalo... ab career chor ke shaadi ke baarey mein socho"...OFFO!! Yaar meri jaan chor do... bas bas... Anyways, it did not affect me much after sometime as I was too busy working for a very imptt business-win whole nite long. Saala manager he was off to watch a movie with his family and I was working here telling myself, itney din ho gaye ek date pey bhi nahi gayi ladki. :D I have been awfully tired, under-rested and am a complete dormant volcano... just abt to burst... I think I shud wear a "KEEP DISTANCE OR I WILL BLOW YOU AWAY" t-shirt for whole week. Upar se.. some freaking people just keep crossing that line with me... but I have no time to address them.. It can wait... for now, its time to get back to work and dream abt a holiday. :)