Shockers and Shakers!!

Khair... I toh always believe that everyday is all about something exciting no matter if the reasons are positive or negative, excitement gotta be positive at the end of it all.

This week was all about shockers and some shakers.

- Me and Mom were discussing about PF when she told me that no-one get his PF withdrawn without paying commission. You need to bribe the clerks there to get your PF. Not that I did not know about it, its just that, I thought it was an old practice and now people are more into system and rules. It was a shocker for me for sure. Ask me why...well I am someone who is so adamant about not bribing that I usually avoid getting into any government office related work. I can never understand why I need to bribe that Clerk for getting MY hard-earned money. Was he sitting there with a hand-fan and shooing away the MAKHKHI-log (flies) from my money?? Crap!

- Another shocker is me almost getting to do something I already wrote in my list : Yeah the list that read "THINGS I WILL NEVER DO IN THIS LIFE"... Although, I escaped getting that done many a times, but this time emotional blackmail will make me do it... Now..Now... Don't guess too much. It is about getting a picture clicked for SHAADI-stuff in a photo-studio...LOL... I know some of you might have just looked at the screen, then scratched that head of urs and then shrugged "WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL IN THAT?"...hehe... But well, I have my reasons and I find it very embarassing so its on my Never-do-it list as of now.

- Shaker was next... Mom came up and told me that there are some marriage proposals that came by paper-mail and she wanted me to take a look at them... I opened them with THAT look on my face, which says.."OMG, fir sey...nahiiiiiiiiii" but when I folded the letter back I was all giggles.Somebody misread the advt in the newspapers and sent a gal's bio-data and I was like "Mom, I agree...meri umar ho gayi...ab toh ladkiyon ke rishtey bhi aaney lagey...". My mom looked at me, then at the letter and she was like "Rabb, ki hoyega aiss kudi daa?"... (means what's in store for this gal or probably in short she is impossible). Mom, I am sure Rabb is busy searching for a bride too. Unkey parents ne bhi unki band bajaa rakhkhi hogi..."Beta shaadi kar lo...shaadi kar lo"... I wonder... :P :D

- Another shaker was that I went to cast my vote with full excitement(It was my first time), I have always stayed away from home and never got a voter's id card. So, I entered the room with full swing confidence and in all my excitement I did not hear the official asking me something..."FODDER's NAIM"..."FODDER'S NAAIIIIIM"... I kept looking at him and he gave up and said "Madam, pitaji ka naam bataaye"... I was like "Haww...mainey yeh kya suna tha"...hehe and I apologised and told him "Mujhey aapka bolna samajh nahi aaya" and he replied sarcastically -"Madam, hum kis liye hain...aap logon ke liye 2-3 baar toh bol hi saktey hain"...I wanted to laugh at his face... Par vote karna tha naa....hehehe

- Yesterday something happened that took the award of best shocker when my colleague sent an informal mail sent by me to her and my managers. I told her abt a new assignment I was given and that I will not be able to work with her. That was my biggest mistake. She got panicked...that who'll take care of the project and stuff. She forwarded my mail to everyone possible to tell them to get me back to the team. Imagine what I wrote in that mail along with the attached mails "SAALA!! AB KYA KYA KAAM KARUN? TERA KAAM KAISEY KARUNGI MAIN?"...LOL... Ab tak toh it was a shaker but it turned into a shocker when my manager called me and asked me about it.

How has it been with you guys?? Ankii is still enjoying me doing his seva all time. :P and teasing me.