Bhagwaan ke liye....Main tumhaarey...

I was watching a sob-sob soap on television when I thought,"Ah! they repeat the same dialogues everytime in movies and in soaps". Just for fun, I have come up with a list of my favourites ;) Some of the over-used dialogues in Hindi movies we are sick of : - " Main tumharey bachchey ki maa ban-ney waalin hun" I am pregnant with your child. - " Aaiye doctor saheb main aapko baahar tak chod dun" Come Doctor, I will see you to the door. - "Bhagwaan ke liye mujhey chod do" For god's sake please leave me. - "Mubarak ho! Aap baap ban-ney waaley hain" Congratulations! you gonna be a father soon. - "Yeh mat bhoolon ki ant mein hamesha sachaayee ki jeet hoti hain" Don't forget that truth wins at the end. - " Main tumharey bina nahi jee sakta yaa sakti" I can't live without you. - "Pyaar karna koi gunaah nahi" Loving is no crime. - "Yeh lo blank cheque, apni keemat bhar lo ismein aur mere betey ki zindagi se hamesha ke liye chali jaao" Take this blank cheque, fill in your worth and leave my son. - "Kanoon ke haath bahut lambey hotey hain" Law had long hands...he he he : THIS IS FUNNY - " Tum..mere liye marr chukey ho" You are dead for me -"Main aapka yeh ehsaan zindagi bhar nahi bhuloonga" I will never forget what you did for me - "Thehro!! yeh shaadi nahi ho sakti" Stop! this marriage cannot happen The biggest gem of all - " MAIN KAHAAN HOON?" Where am I? - after a hero aur heroine regains conscious. Add up your favourites to the comments... :) I know there are many I have missed on...lol

26 comments:

Anonymous,  September 25, 2008 at 3:04 PM  

Kutte Kameene...mein tera khoon pe jaaunga
;)

Riyaa September 25, 2008 at 4:08 PM  

sasu to her sweet D*I*L-
Kalmuhi..janamjali..kahan pe appna moo kaala kar ke aa rahi hai
- where art though blackening ur face n comin' :)

Sunny September 25, 2008 at 4:10 PM  
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Sunny September 25, 2008 at 4:17 PM  
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Me September 25, 2008 at 4:45 PM  

"Bhagwaan se yehi maangti hun ki agley saat janam tak mujhey aapka saath miley"

Sunny September 25, 2008 at 5:17 PM  
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peter September 25, 2008 at 5:20 PM  

he he my fav post I can add so many thngs here :

1.payar ki takat sabse badi hoti hai !

2.tum apna zurm kabool karlo, police ne tumhey charo tarf se gher liya hai !

3.ab dikhta hun asli baap kaun hai !

I can go on and on on ....!!

nice one :P

zirelda September 25, 2008 at 8:46 PM  

Mmmm, I haven't watched tv in a good six months now.

But my favorite line is from Young Frankenstein and goes:

"It could be worse. It could be raining." And then the sky opens up with a torrential downpour.

Anonymous,  September 25, 2008 at 8:55 PM  

now i know why all mumbai dogs r so weak :)

Deol family has sucked blood outta them.....

Fun apart, glad to tell u m addin u up!!

Nidz September 25, 2008 at 9:34 PM  

I can think of is.. Isi din ke liya tumhe paal posh ke bada kiya tha. m not sur eu already mention this.. nth else is hitting my mind..

Rakesh September 26, 2008 at 12:36 AM  

hehe nice one...
you missed these 2

1.tum yahan?Is waqt?kaise?
2.agar ma ka dood piya hai tho samne aa

http://gshanky.wordpress.com September 26, 2008 at 8:00 AM  

my all time favorites:

1. "Basanti!! In Kutton ke samne mat nachana!!
2. Tumahara Naam kya hai Basanti?

Skeeter September 26, 2008 at 1:15 PM  

Oh my! It's been too long since I've seen the soap operas. I had to stop watching them because of the sort fo scenes where a couple is passionately kissing, then they hear a noise ... to which the woman says ... "Oh no! It's my husband!" then they jump cut to a commercial!!!

Doncha just hate it when that happens?

Sneha Shrivastava September 26, 2008 at 10:46 PM  

Mai kya likhu :(
Tum sabney sarey dialogs pehley hee bol liey.:)

Anwesa September 26, 2008 at 10:47 PM  

gud collection indeed!i liked ur prev post too(wanted:a bride without a brain).

Rahul Bajpai September 27, 2008 at 1:29 PM  
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Rahul Bajpai September 27, 2008 at 1:31 PM  

nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...Keh do ki ye jooth hai

ki in sab ne sare dialogue list kar diye

(noooooooooope...say that it's a lie

that they have listed all the dialogues ha ha ha)

It's fun
Gud
R

Rushabhh Gandhi September 28, 2008 at 10:21 AM  

English Translations made it hilarious.... :D :D :D :D

Nidz September 28, 2008 at 11:37 PM  

hey harshu ka naya photuuu.. so cute!!!

Nidz September 28, 2008 at 11:39 PM  

hey harshu ka naya photuuu.. so cute!!!

Lucifer September 29, 2008 at 2:48 PM  

bhaiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!

d one when 2 lost brothers meet...oh man d expressions on ppls faces takes the cake in this one!!! :D

Anonymous,  September 29, 2008 at 8:17 PM  

hehehhehehe sum filmy dialouges r sooooo soooooooooo gud tht wht 2 tell hehhehehehe...
1...keh do ki ye jhoot hai
2...kanoon ke haath lambe hote hai
3...maine tumhaara kya bigada hai jo tum mere saath aisa kar rahe ho.
4...bhaiyaaaaaa tum kahan the bhaiya...I love Hindi Movies for it's all time ongoing same dialouges:P
"Bollywood Movies Rock"

Me October 1, 2008 at 10:25 PM  

Hobo,Gaurav,Rakesh... I toh simply love Dharam Paahji ;)

Rabiya, that was Manorama style ;)

Peter - he he....I know, even I had to restrict myself from writing them all.

Hey Z, I love this line...and the consequences ;)

Buzzzzzzzzzz, that was funny...lol

Nidhi, kya cliche dialogue maara hain wah wah.

lol...Skeeter, that was hilarious.

Koi nahi Sneha...saarey dialogues aapkey naam...hehe

Thanks Anwesa. Hope Orissa is better now.

Rahul...nahiiiiiiii....yeh woh kadva sach hain jiskey saath tumey zindgai bhar jeena hoga.

Yeah Abhi...comments zyada hilaaarious hain..

Rushabhh, I know...I added it just like that and when I saw the difference they made, I knew I have some Sense of TUMOR ;)

Thaankoo Nidhi...ye photu dekh kar mujhey pehchaan lena bangalore mein ;)

Hey Mayz, I still watch those movies... ;)

Bhagguhey! The list is interesting... ;) You rock!!

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