Fist Fight, Rakhi Sawant and Friend's talk

Yeah I agree,yesterday was not one of those wonderful days as you call them.

- My best friend and me argued about my weight yet again. I wish a day of exercise could make me lose some 10 kgs so the results show early.My point is I don't want to lie lazy on bed and lose weight. I wanna let my lazy ass work a bit and my body to feel the change it wud be going thru. So my mantra is exercise. Although, I would not call myself an active person NOW. But once I am ON with my regime, you dare stop me and am already back to work-outs. " IF YOU CANNOT SPARE AN HOUR FOR YOUR BODY EVERYDAY, KILL YOURSELF"- My Yoga Uncle (I mean guruji..hehehe) told me once. Baad mein I saw Akki baby saying the same thing on TV.

- Then,had a fist fight with my younger sibling and ended up getting hurt...LOL... Cried for almost an hour and then went ahead with my work.I am going to miss it all when am ceremonially sent to my in-laws place. :)

-Happy and Rustam had another fight and Rustam almost killed him...I think he needs an 'ART OF LIVING' session. :D

- I took a break from work and switched on TV and what I saw made me put my palms on my mouth out of shock.RAKHI SAWANT-The reality TV diva in India, is going to have one more DRAMA on TV. She is going to marry on TV aur woh bhi Svayamvar. Offo!! Iski shaadi Osama se karvaa do, I am sure saari problem hi solve ho jaayegi. Woh toh India ke darvaazwey pe aakey, haath jod key, rokar,maththa tek ke jaayega...LOL

- I helped two architects resolving their technical issues and sadly mera bheja fry ho gaya yeh kartey kartey. Due to extensive work load I cannot even find time for the other stuff I have to do on JOB apart from the Client Assignments.Later, I gave my MBA assignment exams and they drained me out of all energy at the end of it all. Beh-faaltu mein time pass.huh!

The best part of the day was that it rained and how much I love it everytime when it rains...WOW!! Rain does something to me...it washes away all my sadness and stress. Just makes me smile and I did smile yesterday when I took Happy and Rustam for a walk. The sky looked so beautiful, huge clouds embracing each other and the misty cool breeze made me feel I was back to nature.

Thanks to my friend, the lil angel. She called me last nite and we talked abt many things: relationships, people, work, studies and life. Interestingly,we reached a conclusion that we have some very negative people and trouble-makers in our lives who only caused us pain and hurt even when we gave our best in that relationship so we both decided. FORGET IT!! Let's live for our own self now. We prepared a list verbally and realised there are only very few friends who give us the pleasure and freedom of being ourselves, whom we refer to as 'true frenz'. I think itz the same for all of us.

Sometimes this friend-to-friend talk does wonders to you and it was one of those days which started on a not-so-gud note but ended beautifully.

Looking forward to another beautiful day... Ciao!! ;)

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ABHI NAHI... TOH KABHI NAHI

With the DHOOM of elections everywhere, our country looks nothing short of a MACHCHI BAZAAR... I wud say it is worst than that. Aunties(Read Mayawati, Sonia Gandhi, Menaka Gandhi,Jayalalitha,Sushma and most of their clans) keep pulling each other down, in one way or the other. Some raise questions on upbringing, others on religion and the rest on the domicile. Makes me laugh and reminds me of Mohalla Culture... jahaan auratein dhaniya methi todey todtey... kayee ghar bhi tod jaati hain ;) Frooti ad-men are shouting it aloud "Never Grow up"... and I think the only people listening are Uncles and Aunties of Political world...they really will never grow up... Wish they did. Uncles (Advani,Modi,Chidambaram,Laloo,Varun,Prakash Karat and their gangs) threaten each other, blame each other, give away money, sleep around with women in Delhi and get up again to fight FOR the country... IRONICAL... Did you read the report about how the prostitutes in Delhi are all busy during peak election season as all party bosses need to de-stress... and relax after a day of bitching and mud-slinging...?? BAAP REY!! Yeh chalaayengey apna desh?? Everywhere we see the messages like " VOTE AGAINST CORRUPTION" " VOTE FOR A BETTER TOMORROW"... and blah blah... I say... Okay! cool... I agree but whom do I vote for?? I dont see any potential person I can confide in and or I can trust my country with... I dont see anyone who holds that promise for the citizens of the country that future is going to be brighter... Whom shud I vote for?? Sorry... I donno... When I decided to vote for Mayawati (LOL, ofcourse am joking), her MPs start bashing men, molesting women and spreading terror, so I give up... Then I thought about voting for BJP(yeah, I was drunk when I thought abt it), but BJP MPs started distributing money and MAA DAA LADLA Varun gave a long hate speech and I cud feel communalism dripping off his words the way it does frm the party itself. Main kaha... chalo ji... koi nahi... Left parties ke barey mein sochein... but then I saw them standing nowhere without a backbone... Sab hua... I thought abt my favourite Laloo ( Oh! he is awesome with those silly one-liners...hehe), but he said he wud have crushed Varun... VIOLENT!! ahem! Ek chance SP ko bhi diya... but Sunjoo Baba also started playing dirty tricks with his 'BADEY BHAIYA' Amar Singh... Iss aadmi ko koi kaam nahi...sahi mein....Yeh choti si musibat ki pudiyaa... :D Finally laut ke budhdhu ghar ko aaye... thought abt Congress and how they sweet talked and blindfolded the country and led us to where we are... I respect Dr. Manmohan Singh for who he is... coz I heard my grandpa talk abt him when I was a kid and he was always perceived by me as an intelligent man. But ji... yahan bhi but aa gaya... Inflation hitting all time high and then dropping down to almost ZERO... ( THAT IS oh-so-dangerous)...Deflation is never too good for any economy... Terrorist dancing to glory and Scams flexing their muscles... all happened under this intelligent leadership. After a lot of hard work and thinking process, I gave in.... and decided I will blindfold myself and play Teeny Weeny Wanky and vote... SHOCKED?? Well, I forgive easily at times.. but I cant forgive 26/11,Ayushi murder, Soumya Murder, Rapists living it up, Criminals contesting elections, Scams, Law-breakers... Grrrrrrrrrrr....so it is better I leave it all up and vote without knowing whose hands am I dumping my country in. I was about to seal this decision of mine but then I met some wonderful kids this weekend and they made me change my decision. I realized that if I'll act so ignorantly and so will others then what will happen to these kiddos(AAMIR KHAN AD HANGOVER:))... hehe I think this is high time I shud feel responsible for my country and for its future... ABHI NAHI... TOH KABHI NAHI... and although I have never voted at all... THIS time I WILL... I WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN SOME WAY... Coz cribbing and blaming is all that I have done so far.. it is time for me to take charge of who I want to lead me to a better future... Everyone has imperfections but I have to look beyond them... and choose a leader who will guide me and my country to a better tomorrow. I think our tolerance has been mistaken for ignorance oflate... and I think the time has come for us to get up, pour some cold water in our eyes, remove the curtains, do away with darkness and let the light come in.. All in all, I want to urge all the people who still managed to hang on to this post (which is not funny, interesting and may be not at all happy) to VOTE... VOTE AGAINST EVERY WRONG TO MAKE IT ALL RIGHT :) Hain ki nahi... baad mein yeh toh nahi bologey naa ki main vote karta toh baat hi kuch aur thi... toh miss nahi karney ka... Vote karney ka..iss election mein :) ;) Pics : http://www.bollywood.com/files/images/vote.nodedisplay.gif, http://www.campaignindia.in/files/images/leadindia2009365.gif

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Newspaper Fights!!

We look forward to nothing else with so much eagerness, the way we look forward to that lonesome man who comes rushing on his bicycle with a bundle tied on the backseat of his cycle every morning.

I wonder if he ever sleeps at nite coz he is the first one to get up every morning.... Yeah! Yeah! I am talking about the newspaper delivery boy.

Every household(especially in India) waits for him for different reasons... Infact every member of the family has his/her own reason for reading the newspaper... Some men take it to the loo coz they can't answer the nature's call without reading thru the newspaper...the kids in the house look forward to the kids-supplement... the teenagers of the house look forward to the magazine sections...Women wait for the masala stories and Woman Specials... and this triggers

THE NEWSPAPER FIGHT....

This fight is going on from the day newspapers were introduced... Every morning the warriors get up to catch hold of their bait... so they beat the others and win it all ;)

hehe... I know this sounds weird... but then I have been watching this for years...

We have always been a joint family and we all fight for newspapers... Dad is an early-riser so usually he wins it...sometimes he purposely hides the paper on a weekend so we actually don't lazy around the whole day with the paper spread all over the bed... ;)

My bhai-log are a step ahead... they play the snatching game... so u have to purposely hold tightly to the paper while u r reading it...coz u may never knw when the predator comes to claim his target... lol

Sometimes the trophy(newspaper) gets all broken and torn up... coz the warriors try to snatch it... pull it and at the end of it all they usually lose it ;) ;)

Property, Job and Education supplements have no demand so they are all time available... Poor thingies!!

Gossip supplements and magazines are a HIT... no matter wat...

Once the scores are settled and if the trophy is still living to tell the story... the PRAJAA gets to hold it... ;) which means me and mom get to read it... else... Happy and Rustam know how to use it to their advantage and play TUG-OF-WAR with them... :D

Have you ever indulged in the newspaper fight?? ;) ;) Bolo...Bolo...

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Killing English: Qatl-E-Aam

If reading the post on SHIT FOR TAT was not enough, I got this as a mailer and found it so hilarious in my mundane life that I thought why not share it here??....hehe... Reminded me of my teachers :D ENJOY!!

1.Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? "

2. Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

3. Once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America.."

4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

5. Don’t. laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

6. It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

7. Teacher in a furious mood... Write down ur name and father of ur name!!

8. "Shhh... Quiet... The principal is revolving around college"

9. My manager started like this "Hi, I am Pinky, Married with two kids"

10. "I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board 11. "Will u hang that calender or else I'll HANG MYSELF"

12. LIBRARIAN SCOLDED ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

13. Chemistry HOD comes and tells us.... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

14. Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father.

15. "Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"

16. Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

17. Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

ROFL...hehe

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My Obsessions and a li'l more

To list my five obsessions as asked by Anwesa in her blog-tag was the most interesting thing to do. So here's my list -

1. Love Stories & Songs :

I have a stack full of Mills n Boons series/Love Stories/Romantic novels and I keep adding more to it. Thanks to Sunny who buys me romantic novels and brings home some really gud romantic flicks as a penalty for many stupid things I blame him for. :)Yeah! ofcourse. Everybody loves music. But there is one song I am obsessed with : HERO from Enrique. I think someday I will dance to it with someone special...*Blush*Blush*.

2. Writing 'n' Reading :

I cannot do without it, I just cannot spend a day without scribbling something either on my blog or else on a piece of paper. Just like writing, reading is a part of me and I cannot do without reading even for a day. I read newspapers, articles,online-columns, books and blogs...everything that is worth reading. :)

3. Dogs :

Haha!! I can see Pagli Mads making a face there... I am obsessed with my dogs Happy and Rustam. Especially, Happy Singh coz I raised him just like a baby... and though I never let Rustam know, I love him a lot, it is just that he is a German Shepherd and too big for me to cuddle. ;)

4. Hair :

I am obsessed with letting my hair loose. I simply can never tie them neatly even when I have really long hair. Mom complains, Dad shouts and Bhai finds hair in his food but I just don't love tying my hair when am home. I let them loose and I know it is an irritating obsession for my family to bear with. :)

5. Counselling :

I am a big GYAAN GURUMAA.Even if you don't ask for it, I will keep throwing advice in ur direction that too free of cost. I am sometimes just too concerned abt people n resolving their problems. It has made me land in trouble many a times, still can't help it.

See, Anwesa...I finally did the tag ;) Thanks for tagging me...

I would leave it to the reader's choice to take it up :) Missed you guys a lot... yaar aajkal kaam itna hain ki blogging ki waat lag gayi hain...

Note : All images are taken from google images.

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God is in trouble again...oops!!

Remember, I told you that I just met myself... I feel different... and I even forgot to mention the other aspects of my trip...

For all the MTV Roadies Fans, I was accompanied by Vishal (Splitsvilla winner) and Ashutosh Kaushik ( Roadies and Big Boss Winner) when I came out of the Delhi Airport...Hehe... I have used the term 'accompanied' because we three walked together and still I did not make an effort to talk to them...

Yeah!Yeah!.. ask me why? Coz, I was a bit shocked... Yummy Vishal is too short...uhuh!! and Ashutosh anyways is a complete desi with his lingo... "Abey #$@#%@ gaadi kahaan hain bey?" is what he asked Vishal... hehehehe...and his flashy blue shirt irked me...

I loved Vishal's shades though.... but damn! he is too short for me...his purpled t-shirt did good to his choco-boy image...

My journey back home also had me waiting at the airport for a long time... and can you imagine all I saw around me were kids and parents...kids and parents... OMG!! I thought God secretly planned alongwith my mom to push me into a marriage by psyching me up...hehe

I ran from one lounge area to another and there were more kids there... Felt like I was in a Kiddy-Care house... Uhuh!

Finally I found an empty place and I plugged in my ipod... and started reading "Business Law" for my exam.. which I later skipped coz of lack of preparation...lol... what can I do.. the kids kept staring at me form right-left... everywhere.

The kids looked at me.. smiled at me.. and amazed me as well as their folks with their tactics... I have nothing against kids.. I simply love them... there was a time when I thought I wud atleast have 10-12 kids...hahaha... I have sobered down a bit now. ;)

Finally I escaped the kid-fiasco and proceeded towards my flight and thankfully I got my Aisle seat already booked... A very pretty female smiled at me while I was going thru Law...and she was carrying a cute baby in her arms...nahiiiiiiii I shouted deep inside.. and asked Bhaggu mann mann mein...."Yeh kya ho raha hain??...sach bolo... mummy ne kya kaha aapsey?"

Subah se, all I saw was lovey-dovey couples and lots of kids at the airport... Mom has something to do with this.. My mom has a strong bond with God.. it is good... but then seems this time she has definitely threatened him badly that he got completely confused and gave me weird signals...

Dear God, please make it clear... Do you really want me to have a baby?? or you want me to get married...?? Mom will sue you if she gets to know that you sent me all wrong signals... Please take care next time onwards...hehe

I loved the kid's company though... it gave me immense satisfaction to help the mom and dad with the kid... the kid smiled at me everytime I caught his attention... Dude!! You got a good choice of women.. I tell u... LOL...

To sum it up... the whole requirement gathering went wrong at ur end, dear God. Please make sure you first close the scope of a request and then proceed... ( The people in software industry will understand this for sure).

Love you God... coz I loved this beautiful mistake of urs...Love you kids... but let me wait a bit...haan... I am not allowed to have kids until I get married... ;)

RABB JI, YOU ARE IN TROUBLE AGAIN!!

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Rendezvous with ME.

Have you ever lived a life you always dreamt of?? I did... Yeah I did... though just for one evening... I lived MY kind of life... and I did not want it to end at all.... but it did... I did all I always wanted to do... Sit under the moonlit sky, feel the breeze on my face, listen to my favourite music, close my eyes and lose myself to rediscover myself... I did all this in full public view... :) I donno if people around me realised it or not... but I had the time of my life... I have been to bangalore a couple of times and to THAT place once before... but I never had the luxury to be with ME... the way I was this Friday nite... We, the three musketeers, met for the first time together and I know I shud have been all there... listening to them... talking to them...I was there yet, I was not there. I donno how to put it in words... but it was a SPECIAL day... After a long time of being somebody else, I tried being ME and it was not that difficult... I laughed, joked and lived what they call LIFE... After a beautiful evening spent on the terrace of a Lounge Pub in Bangalore under the starry sky... we went for a long drive and I am thankful to the one who suggested that... For me, it was one of those days in my life, where I had nothing to think about, no responsibilities, no burden of work n life issues, nothing to worry abt at all.. I wanted to make the most of it... coz I knew this time will never come again in my life... A time, when am so much in sync with myself... ;) I know this is weird to read...lol... I donno where we went for a drive... I remember that they mentioned it many a times...but I was too engrossed in my own world to picture that... all I know is that it was a cool breeze playing with my hair... and the sweet smell of the greens... a smooth road and a great company of frenz... they joked, we laughed... and we listened to some really cool music... I loved the RD Burman collection the most... I wanted to pinch myself to wake me up from the dream I assumed it to be... It was a beautiful reality though... :) I have not LIVED for a long time... and it was great to live again... it was great to feel alive... to feel the things that are beyond our busy lives... I missed on so much of life all this while... Life is weird... we keep living the way people want us to... and we claim we are living our own way until we realise what LIFE is... Damn!! That was high-voltage stuff from me.... I donno how I wrote this one... but all I know is... that I have used 'I' almost more than 20 times here... haha... Jokes apart, I will always be thankful to my frenz... who gave me this opportunity to live it up... although, they kept pitying me for being single and made me feel as if I am an alien on this earth... or probably I have no feelings... Still, I love you guys... and you have given me some beautiful moments that I will cherish all my life... I have never felt so close to myself... :) Thanks for introducing the old ME to the new ME...even if it lasted for few hours... I loved it.

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