PHunny!!

This post is dedicated to my Co-Instructor for the training,Mr. D. This guy simple hates me as he is not too comfortable to be led by a woman at workplace (we worked together few months back on a project I was leading) and also, coz he simply cant take it that being a senior he is asked to work with someone like me whoz just 4 yrs old in IT. :) As expected, he did not share any details related to the training with me. I was not the lead instructor in this training thankfully, as another guy G stepped in and also coz I am new to the virtual training too. So, all I had to do was respond to queries in text chat and guide thru labs. So before I talk about what I wanted to talk about just a prelude : When you use a virtual tool for training like Centra, there is an option where students can click on YES,NO and RAISE UR HAND(RUH) icon to respond. Some interesting one-liners from the training which kept me entertained and SHOCKED : 1. When a female click on RUH, D says : " I see your hand and now I bhill gib a mic to it" 2. When he finishes answering back. " Now I bhill REMOVE your handj and you can raiJe them again" 3. When a guy asks him about contacting him in chat: "You can hab me bhen you want" 4. When a he does know the answer : "Aaaaaa...mmmmm....nnnnnnnnnnnnn......This IZ out aaf shcope" 5. When he gets a call in the middle of the training : " uhuh...ohhhhhh....saaary! I bhill be bhack" 6. When he does not want to continue training : " Harshita r u thr? R u thr? Seemj we DRAAAPED her" 7. When he explains with full concentration :" Matlab..I mean...Ezzzzzatly....it iz....I bhill get bhack to you" 8. When he wants to take a break : "I bhill break now" Some of them, I forgot... No matter if people were dozing off during the sessions, I enjoyed it coz of him.... ;) At one point, he simply went away saying, "I hab a meeting" and the class was left wondering if they have to do salsa or wat... lol So this is how I have spent this week so far.... Lots of reading and teaching stuff... :) Thanks for your messages... I know how to force people to say good things abt me...ha ha

Oh! I forgot to add... I know I have been tagged twice and I need to cater to it as per the rules... Will do it soon...Thanks Niddzziii and Buzzzzzz!!