THINGS MEN WILL NEVER REALIZE ;)
My last post inspired me for this one. Being brought up in a household that has majority of men and then again studied and worked in a male-dominated environment, I have witnessed their different sides. THIS POST IS MY TRIBUTE TO ALL THOSE MEN. ;)
THINGS MEN NEVER REALIZE:
1. Wet-towels are not meant to be thrown on the bed but hung on the towel-hangers.
2. Things bought in some renaissance fair 10 years back are not meant to be kept till they rot.
3. Once worn stinky-socks are not meant for re-use without a wash.
4. One needs to change that damn innerwear everyday!
5. Women are not all about boobs. :)
6. Life is way beyond cricket, booze and porn. (you gotta buy groceries if you wanna eat at weekends)
7. Every beautiful woman is nothing but a bitch character to YOUR woman. ;)
8. Bathing is an important part of a sane human's life.
9. Tarzan stayed in jungle (remember), a hair-cut is just few kms away from your home. ;)
10. Your ex'es stuff is not something you can keep in your house when you are in another relationship.
11. Great that you know how to spit right there on that spot on the road...but roads are meant to be walked upon.
12. Your wifez always a better cook than your mom. ;)
13. Hurling abuses or swearing is not masculine at all...do you think women get attracted to it??
14. Its always safe and sane to ask for directions when you are lost.
15. If you donno how to drive that car when drunk, you donno...as simple as that...!! no point arguing to take over the driver's seat.
16. Shoes are ideally to be kept in the shoe drawer after use and if they stink...dump them.
17. Women do have a brain that has been scientifically proven to think intellectually and do use them. ;)
18. A movie-date is not all about making out in the corner most seat.
19. If you love a gal, DON'T hit on her best friend. ;)
20. Not the whole world is a public toilet!!
21. Picking your nose is the worst you can do in public or otherwise.
22. Scratching it all over in public makes you look like a pervert(in case you are not) :)
P.S. My lovely women readers, add up from your side too ;) and for all the male readers: Guys! now pls don't deny this...lol
10 comments:
The list is at its male bashing best.
I don't remember anything that you have not mentioned. I will however try to add as some bright points come to my mind.
keep smuling.:)
#20 u all envy us when its an emergency...
"there isnt a public toilet or gas station at every corner... n not every corner has a bush
I dunno Harshita, that list seems complete to me. If anything is missing, I can't imagine how imperiling the entry would be for us males' social standing.
Best wishes,
skeeter
Things bought in some renaissance fair 10 years back are not meant to be kept till they rot. THIS ONE IS AMAZING.. PEHLE THA WO DOMINATING.. PER AB KYU?? WORLD CHANGED , PPL CHANGED, MIND SET CHANGE .. THEN Y LOOKING BACK??
loved aevi's comment. damn witty!!
RD doesnt flush loo everytime and even my dad fogets at times.. i hate this attitude.. stinky...
some very intresting points you make...this has come out of a very good observations and detailed analysis :)
wud be back for more :)
agree with some, not so agree with some and deny some!!
There is always an exception... :)
Very good list Harshita. :)
Might also add, drinking till you puke is not attractive.
Yeah Sneha. Do help me with some pointers there. :)
Ha ha ha...do you really think so,Abhi??
I hope the females over here do not bring up something more,Skeeter.
Niddzzi, I face the same issues. I wonder how long does it take to press the flush plug once u r done using the loo... MEN, U SEE!!
Buzz, am sure you will have strong reasons to accept and deny the few.I will wait for them. :)
Yeah Arv, exceptions are there but I wonder if there is any man on this earth who does not have even a single characteritic on other...After all this is what defines who they are ;)
Hey Z, Thanks so much... I did it all for fun..just like that.. Yeah! How did I forget this point? Thanks for sharing :)
...u bet :)
whoa..so bloddy true...am gonna show this to all my female friends...will help us in our usual male bashing :D
woman is not all abt boobs? so true!!
guys should learn to look at the person's face instead of looking 'there' while talking to her.. .:-|
lovely post!! :D
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